Dual....:-)
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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