Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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