Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
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Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
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I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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