Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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