Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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