"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
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I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
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Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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