Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
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then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
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There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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