New low: just hacked my moms facebook
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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