At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
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how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
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By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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