I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
do nipples grow back?
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