quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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