You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
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I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
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