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(713): View more from Texas

I looked at my own cervix.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.

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(678): View more from Georgia

Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.

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(207): View more from Maine

you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment

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(231): View more from Michigan

Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers

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(989): View more from Michigan

there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere

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(416): View more from Toronto

He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw

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(714): View more from California

He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.

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