I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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