I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Girls should come with a carfax report
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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