Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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