it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.