in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
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hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
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It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...