She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize
