he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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