try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
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I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
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Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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