So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
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This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Naked Twister starts at high noon
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
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He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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