I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
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He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
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I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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