it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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