i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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