everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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