i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
tell me about the fingering
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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