that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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