Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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