i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Randomize