I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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