we're blogging at a bar
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
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Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
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Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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