Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Moan for me like Helen Keller
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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