I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
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Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
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The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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