i don't plan on having that self control this summer
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
How's work?
Spinning.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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