we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
where does the pee come out of this thing
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
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I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
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They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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