Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Randomize
