HIV tests are more positive than that guy
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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