Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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