She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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