i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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