You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
"it" just moved
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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