Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
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Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
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Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I DEMAND FORESKIN
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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