Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I have aggressive nipples.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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