Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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