fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
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I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
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The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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