I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Farmville is her only friend.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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