Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i think i scared a bird with my dick
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
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Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
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WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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