Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
jump out the window naked night went bad
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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