Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
You've changed since you got that strap on
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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