I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
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You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
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im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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