I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
send nudes
from the living room?
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