Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize
