how hairy? two words: wookie tits
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
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what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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