i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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